trinnadee
16 years old • trying to find my place in this world • Missouri, USA • college bound • astronomy major
trinnadee
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"HERA: who is this
ZEUS: who is what
HERA: who is this naked youth
ZEUS: youre going to have to be more specific
HERA: the one at your feet
ZEUS: oh
him
what about him
HERA: where did he come from
ZEUS: where did any of us come from
you know?
could be from the sea
or my own head
or spit up by an angry snake
hard to tell
HERA: did you kidnap him for sex
ZEUS: what
no
what?
HERA: did he kidnap you for sex
ZEUS: no
he’s
my cup guy
this is Ganymede, Official Cup Holder
he holds the cups
HERA: really
ZEUS: youve been saying forever that we need a guy to hold all the cups we use
HERA: i’ve never said that
ZEUS: someones been saying it
i just thought id save us all a little trouble
HERA: why isn’t he holding any cups
ZEUS: what
HERA: if he’s the cup holder why doesn’t he have a cup to offer me
i’m thirsty
ZEUS: I’m
EARTHQUAKE
[ZEUS raises his hands and all of Mount Olympus begins to shake violently. HERA is trapped underneath a falling rock]
ZEUS: sorry babe
cant hear you over all this earthquake"
Dirtbag Zeus on thetoast.net (via laurencombeferre)
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"The passion in your kiss disappeared"
that’s what killed me most // tickoff—yourlovers.tumblr.com (via yoursixwordstory)
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Think about this when you make a negative comment about a girls thick thighs.
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mostbeautifulquotes:

The Most Beautiful Love Quotes
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"If I start kissing you, I’ll never know how to stop."
(via sm-unknown)
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